As you can see, my Secret Santa has given me cookies. What could this person have been thinking? I mean there are enough temptations around the holidays without worrying about caloric intake. Does this person have no concern about my health? Do they want to see me lapse into some cookie related diabetic coma?
I think I'll have one of the smokes my Secret Santa provided as their first gift to relieve the stress.
- ND
4 comments:
Frankly I'm glad that you cleared the air on what the content of this package was.
Ironically, on first blush, I thought that they had given you a bag of fat from a liposuction. Then when I found out that they were in fact cookies, it occured to me that they will look exactly the same when they are on your inside as in the bag.
Yuck.
Anon.
Ironically, my first thought was that they looked boobie shaped. I thought it was a cruel joke...
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St. Louis, Mo.
Blogger recieves plastic-wrapped images of breasts made entirely from human fat.
"Ugly bags of mostly water."
A+ for those who understand the reference.
Anon.
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