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1. to live or be located as a neighbor.
2. to associate in a neighborly way.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
New PR firm SACKED!!!...
During discussions with my newly hired PR firm, they provided a list of suggested reading to help improve the content of my blog...
The firm was promptly sacked!
- ND
9 comments:
Anonymous
said...
There is no freaking way that ND would resort to "Blogging for Dummies". It must have been something conjured up by the old firm to somehow make 'sense' of the posts. We in bloggsville can olny hope the new firm finds new interesting stories from the trials and tribulation of ND to fulfill our evenings.
"For Dummies" books are self help books. I'm thrilled that ND is self actuallized enough to realize that post have been -- what's the right term... wanting?
My suggestion is to pick an important issue, such as navel lint, and drive it into the ground.
We all have navel lint after all. Except possibly those people who have an "outtie." Do those people get lint kling-ons?
You need to dip into your inner self here. You need to air those issues that tear and knaw at the fiber of our collective humanity.
For those who are looking out the window and wondering what is occuring, this from Wikipedia:
Ice
Ice is the name given to any one of the 14 known solid phases of water. However, in non-scientific contexts, it usually describes ice Ih, which is the most abundant of these phases in Earth's biosphere. This type of ice is a soft, delicate, crystalline solid, which can appear transparent or an opaque bluish-white color depending on the presence of impurities such as air. The addition of other materials such as soil may further alter appearance. The most common phase transition to ice Ih occurs when liquid water is cooled below 0 °C (273.15 K, 32 °F) at standard atmospheric pressure. However, it can also deposit from a vapor with no intervening liquid phase such as in the formation of frost. Ice appears in varied forms such as hail, ice cubes, and glaciers. It plays an important role with many meteorological phenomena. The ice caps of the polar regions are of significance for the global climate and particularly the water cycle.
9 comments:
There is no freaking way that ND would resort to "Blogging for Dummies". It must have been something conjured up by the old firm to somehow make 'sense' of the posts. We in bloggsville can olny hope the new firm finds new interesting stories from the trials and tribulation of ND to fulfill our evenings.
They didn't have any sample posts in that book, did they?
"For Dummies" books are self help books. I'm thrilled that ND is self actuallized enough to realize that post have been -- what's the right term... wanting?
My suggestion is to pick an important issue, such as navel lint, and drive it into the ground.
We all have navel lint after all. Except possibly those people who have an "outtie." Do those people get lint kling-ons?
You need to dip into your inner self here. You need to air those issues that tear and knaw at the fiber of our collective humanity.
Just a thought, of course.
D2 (2 for second from the uterus.)
Ok, you want banal topics for posting? How about a round table forum on the "balls" that people hang from the back of their cars?
Navel lint is soooo 2006.
No doubt.
Everyone knows that cars are female.
I'm sick of all of the car decoration stuff... hands, tiger tails, half-kids, all of it.
These people need to get a life.
Decorate your house, leave your damned cars alone.
Car lover.
Absolutely Car Lover Anon - you know the old saying....
"If it has tits or tires - your GOING to have issues with it"
For those who are looking out the window and wondering what is occuring, this from Wikipedia:
Ice
Ice is the name given to any one of the 14 known solid phases of water. However, in non-scientific contexts, it usually describes ice Ih, which is the most abundant of these phases in Earth's biosphere. This type of ice is a soft, delicate, crystalline solid, which can appear transparent or an opaque bluish-white color depending on the presence of impurities such as air. The addition of other materials such as soil may further alter appearance. The most common phase transition to ice Ih occurs when liquid water is cooled below 0 °C (273.15 K, 32 °F) at standard atmospheric pressure. However, it can also deposit from a vapor with no intervening liquid phase such as in the formation of frost. Ice appears in varied forms such as hail, ice cubes, and glaciers. It plays an important role with many meteorological phenomena. The ice caps of the polar regions are of significance for the global climate and particularly the water cycle.
Have a nice day.
Anon.
Don't you mean "Have a n'ICE day"?
You said "firm" and "sack" in one sentence.
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