Tuesday, January 30, 2007

The good old days...

I received an e-mail the other day that detailed of all of the hazard's of childhood that were apparently discovered after I grew up. I'm not sure how childhood became so fraught with dangers in so few years, but I can tell you I'm glad I grew up before things got so bad.

Back in the day, you didn't have to live in fear being out all day. Most of the time you just told your parents that you were going to be over at "Johnnies" house playing, and that was sufficient to explain your entire day. We didn't have cell phones back then, so if something came up, then your parents called Johnnie's parents and you were told to come home. If your parents didn't have Johnnie's parents number then they used the phone book, or asked your other friends parents how to reach them. Since we all traveled in the same circles someone would probably know how to get in touch with you at Johnnie's. If not, in all likelihood the police would never be involved. When you finally arrived home at dusk, or dinner time or whenever your time was, you would be told to make sure that you give Johnnies number to your parents so next time they would be able to contact you at Johnnie's.

But keeping in touch is just a minor difference. We used to do all kinds of dangerous things. We never had ultra high-tech child safety seats, and I doubt that many of the cars we traveled in had the seat belts to secure them. We played sports without pads, rode bikes without helmets, and had toy guns that actually shot plastic projectiles. We shot fireworks at fourth of July parties, and played ball in the street, and yet the survival rate was incredibly high.

Today it seems like the world has changed so radically from what it was just 25 years ago. Now kids have cell phones, and are rarely out of contact with their parents. They have all kinds of safety devices that are designed to protect them from every possible eventuality. The chances of getting hurt in today world are far less then the one I grew up in, and yet are kids really safer? Do all of the protections put in place to ensure their safety, keep them from getting hurt at the expense of their education about life's perils?

Where are all of the baby Jessica's? When is the last time a baby fell into a well in this country anyway? Don't you think baby Jessica learned her lesson about the peril of wells from her two day ordeal? I bet that she hasn't been as close as three feet from an open well in 15 years. I think the trauma of being stuck in a well combined with the stigma of being perpetually labeled "Baby Jessica" cured her of her curiosity about wells.

Now I'm not suggesting that we roll back all of the safety regulations of the last two decades. I guess that I'm saying that a little natural selection can be a good thing. I don't need to read the choking hazard warning label to know that small things might not make it down my esophagus, and the kid who tries to swallow the item so labeled is probably to young to read.

I think that it's time to use some good common sense. What was true way back in my day is just as true today. Sometimes you need to fall down a few times when learning to walk. Sometimes when fighting with sticks someone is going to lose an eye. That's just the way of the world. The magic is learning to look cool in an eye-patch.

- ND

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Nabor Dan's approval rating .05%

I was talking with someone today, and they said to me with disgust... "Have you heard about the Presidents approval rating? It's embarrassing!" I inquired why it was embarrassing, and the person replied. "Well, think of how the world looks at us... Only thirty percent of the people in this country think he is doing a good job. He's an embarrassment for our country." When I continued my inquiries, I was told that this person really didn't want to discuss politics with me.

So that's the back story. Now I get to post my side of the discussion. I know that there are some people that are going to agree with the person I was talking with. If you are one of these people, STOP READING NOW! I really haven't got the time for an advanced civics lesson, and I know that I am not likely to change your mind in this discourse. For those of you that are still with me I appreciate your open-mindedness.

So the real issues for me are simple. There are two things. When did people stop understanding how our government works, and when did popularity become important? People don't seem to have any sense of history. For those of you who work better with visuals I include this image...



I'm sure that anyone who has continued reading this far knows who the two men above are. Listed below are their lowest approval ratings. (Now, I know that President Bush has two years of presidency left, but humor me on the comparison.) In the words of David McCullough (a Truman biographer) "About 50 years has to go by before you can appraise a presidency -- the dust has to settle." I think that we need to give President Bush the same time and consideration we have afforded President Truman before we rush to any judgments about how he will be perceived.

And one more thing. The person who got me going on this rant with their opinion on the Presidents job performance... is not a registered voter...

Suggested reading: (from both political perspectives)

The National Review

The Washington Post

State of the blog address

It has been more then three months since my first entry into the blogosphere, and I feel that the time has come to review and reminisce.



We have come a long way in our first quarter. Many postings have been published, and comments have become the norm rather than a rarity. The diaspora have connected and now use this blog as a tool to mock and ridicule each other from afar. I take much pleasure in knowing that I have provided a mechanism for people to air their grievances and provide social commentary. I also feel that this blog has significantly increased the readership of Wikipedia, and I am also proud of that fact.

I hope you have enjoyed our last several months together. I know I have. I will try to find interesting things to post in the future. All I ask in return is your continued contribution.

God bless this blog!

- ND

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Breaking News...

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
01/17/2007

BRIGHT CHILDS DOOMSDAY CLOCK SET 10 SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT

SAINT LOUIS, Mo. – Ryan Creech announced today that he would be setting his personal doomsday clock to 10 seconds to midnight. Creech made the announcement in the company of his computer club and band friends.

Creeche’s comments were delivered after a particularly bad school day, where it is alleged that Bradley Smith made threats on Creeches life. “Brad said that not only was he going to take my lunch money tomorrow, but he was going to smash my face in with my piccolo. If I’m lucky I can run from band practice to trig without Brad seeing me.” Creech said.

Creech also announced that he planned on changing the position of the hands of his otherwise non-functional vintage Mr. Spock Star Trek clock (pictured below at it’s previous time of 4:58PM) at exactly eight PM. “My parents want me done with my homework and in bed by eight. I’d really like to stay up and study more, but that’s the rule.”




This is the first time the Creech doomsday clock has been changed since last week, when classmate Larry Finnley threatened to poke Creeches eye out with a mechanical pencil. The threatened attack never occurred. Creech, believing the threat had passed, reset the hands to their current time of 4:58PM.

Bradley (Brad) Smith, and officials at Gary Gilmore R3 Middle School could not be reached for comment at the time of this release.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

New PR firm SACKED!!!...

During discussions with my newly hired PR firm, they provided a list of suggested reading to help improve the content of my blog...




The firm was promptly sacked!

- ND

Blogger out blogged by commenter(s)...

It has become obvious to this blogger that the comments on this blog are far more humorous than the posts. I will be working with my newly hired public relations firm to make the content of this site more humorous. For now, just assume that any post is merely a vehicle for the creation of witty comments.

- ND

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Nabor Dan still scurvy free...

For anyone who was not in my presence at midnight on December 28th, this post will have no meaning. To those of you that witnessed the actual event... What can I say, I love citrus.




Disclaimer: No oranges or cute furry animals were harmed in the doctoring of this photo. We at Nabor Dan's Place have only the highest respect for citrus fruits and fruit growers. Please don't attempt this at home.

Monday, January 01, 2007

Nabor Dan turns 37... Media alerted!

I celebrated my 37th birthday Thursday in Jefferson City with family and friends. With Christmas, my birthday and new years behind us, we can now officially end the holiday season.




Many thanks to the people at Paddy Malones for making space, and letting the clan occupy half of your legal occupancy.

Disclaimer: the attached photo is from another event. The photos content however is representative of activities of the day.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

News of the mundane...

Because the end of the year is approaching, I decided that I needed to empty out my Flexible Spending Account (FSA) before it became a generous donation to the government. After a little thinking, I decide that the best way to spend the remaining money would be a trip to the eyeglasses store.


(My New Ray-Ban's)

My appointment was today, and I did my best to prepare by visiting another location of the chain last night to pick out frames. I decided that the best purchase would be 3 pairs. One for everyday, one for when I'm out having a good time and nice pair of cool sunglasses. I assumed that I would still have some FSA for the good people in Washington, but that's the price you pay for waiting till December 27th to take care of things.

But that's not at all how it turned out...

My total bill was $954, and that was after my vision package picked up $480 of covered expenses. What this all means is that I actually exceeded the amount in my FSA by about $30. Not a bad guess on the outfitting if you ask me... I get new specs, I leave no money on the table for the feds to swallow and I reduced my taxable income by $1000.

Tis a good (although rather mundane) day.

- ND

Friday, December 22, 2006

Fun holiday flash games...

Here are a few links to some flash games that have been passed around the office:

Drunk Santa: My personal best was 1142 points (my first try)

Drunk Santa

Penguin Batting Practice: Longest penguin was 323.5

Yetti Batting Practice

Good luck! Post your high scores...

- ND

Return to posting...

I have returned to posting following my extended (3 day) absence. Thanks to all of my loyal reader(s) for being patient and not posting Wikipedia articles while I was away.

Now, on with the post...

I have found myself days from Christmas and having no shopping officially completed. As you might guess, the week of travel to Chicago has thoroughly ruined my plans of being done with the shopping before Christmas eve. So this year I guess I will be looking for the perfect gift for that special someone down the toiletries section at the local Walgreens.

For those of you who have a specific gift that you just must have, please post a comment on this blog with your wish list. While I'm at Walgreens I would be happy to check out the other aisles to see if that special item is available. I understand their supply of Christmas candles and chocolate covered cherries is limitless.

Have a Merry Christmas... and be sure to hide your disappointment when you receive a bottle of Foamy rich and creamy shaving cream in your stocking.

- ND

Monday, December 18, 2006

Remembrance...

I am still in Chicago, but should be home by Tuesday. Many pictures have been collected depicting the life of my departed friend. Here is one of he and I in Canada. This was taken by his brother-in-law while we were returning from a portage between lakes.



I hope everyone is well...

- ND

PS - Notice the walking stick. He was very proud to have found the perfect stick to harvest from the local terrain. It was so revered in fact that there was discussion of taking it back to Chicago. It was returned to the states by one of the other fishermen who probably still has it in his possession.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Funeral for a friend...

I am in Chicago morning the loss of a dear friend. Please forgive me for the infrequent posting. I will be back to normal infrequent posting shortly.

- ND

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Happy RamaHanuKwanzMas

Holiday greetings to my committed fan(s). (or reader, or apathetic to much time on his hands and bored at work time killer)

In an effort to offend no one and everyone simultaneously, I present to you this politically (in)correct holiday post.



Special thanks to Glenn Beck for the image...

- ND

Monday, December 11, 2006

Secret Santa redux

As I described in my previous post, I am participating in the company Secret Santa exchange. I received my second gift from my Secret Santa, and to be honest, I'm not sure how to feel about it.



As you can see, my Secret Santa has given me cookies. What could this person have been thinking? I mean there are enough temptations around the holidays without worrying about caloric intake. Does this person have no concern about my health? Do they want to see me lapse into some cookie related diabetic coma?

I think I'll have one of the smokes my Secret Santa provided as their first gift to relieve the stress.

- ND

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Secret Santa

This year someone decided to have a Secret Santa exchange at my workplace. I was initially hesitant about becoming involved because these things always seem to have a way of blowing up and making someone unhappy. I, through much guilting and arm twisting, finally acquiesced and signed up.

Today I received my first Secret Santa gift.



I love the holidays...

- ND

More content...

Creating content for the blog is a process that requires time and introspection. Interesting or insightful thoughts are not easily coaxed. Wit is more difficult still. I shall attempt to supply my readership with the content that they crave.






- ND

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

The mystery of Anon...

The comments posted recently by the person referring to themselves as Anon have stirred a certain curiosity in me for more information. Who is this Anon person, and how is it that they are so knowledgeable and wise?

Using the series of tubes that are often referred to as "The Internet" or "The Internets" I believe that I have found a website unmasking this reclusive figure.

ANON - The Myth Behind The Legend

- ND

A coup' Dave`tat

I have been away from posting for a few days while I rest and recuperate from the power glitches generously afforded by AmerenUE. Apparently my lack of posting has angered my limited, although spirited, readership. For this transgression I humbly seek forgiveness.

I am looking at all opportunities to make the content of this blog more prolific. To best accomplish that end I am considering the idea of seeking out co-bloggers. The first person who popped into my head was Ted Kaczynski. I know his writing is prolific and I suspect that he has ample free time.



I will attempt to post more frequently. Please accept my apology for my ADD.

- ND

Monday, November 20, 2006

Monday... Monday...

Monday sucks if you didn't get any sleep on Sunday night or Monday morning. I had to drop into the office last night because my remote access wasn't working correctly. I didn't find this out until about 10:30, and since I always think driving in is better than trying to find the problem for hours and then driving in... I went in.

I arrived home from the office about midnight, and decided to create a post. I got to bed about 12:30, which isn't bad. Problem is I couldn't get to sleep. I last looked at the alarm clock at 3:30ish, and knew I was going to have a bad morning. Guess what! My premonition was true.

I can't wait to go home and get to bed...

- ND