Friday, February 16, 2007

"Dear Leader" celebrates 65th birthday...

Kim Jong-il turned 65 on Friday. The impoverished people of North Korea turned out in droves to wish their Dear Leader well on his birthday.

I'm sorry I couldn't make the party. I'll send a card with 10 million tons of energy aid over the weekend.

- ND

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

From the Dear Leader Files:

Why you bustin my balls, Hanz?

Anon.

EatAnts said...

I'll be sure to send him my gall stones as they pass. It is the very least I could do and, yet, a very personal gift.

EatAnts said...

where is the memorial to my favorite blue organ that has now found its resting place in a jar on a shelf?

Anonymous said...

*yawn* waiting for something important to comment on, like Brittany's haircut or Randy Johnson's nickname (Big Unit - now, that's genius)