NABOR DAN OFFICIALLY DECLARES EXTENDED PERIOD OF EGOTISTIC HEDONISM.
Today, Nabor Dan officially announced his intention to spend an indefinite period engaged in egotistic hedonism. Nabor Dan released the announcement through his blog, and stated that he simply couldn't be bothered to announce his intentions in person because he was already busy doing whatever made him happy at the moment.
Friends of Nabor Dan were perplexed by the announcement. Many of the people questioned seemed confused by how this new course was any different then what Nabor Dan has been doing for the last 37 years. One friend, who requested to remain anonymous, said "I really don't get it. This guy already does anything he wants, so why does he think that this is special. Frankly, I think that he's just trying to get some attention. That's what my wife thinks anyway."
Nabor Dan was last seen boarding a flight from St. Louis to Las Vegas. His immediate plans are not known. How he will exercise the self declared period of egotistic hedonism is at this point undetermined.
We will continue to follow this story, and update as events occur.
- ND
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1 comment:
I assume you will not be donating a percentage of your winnings to a charity supporting the advancement of egotisic hedonism in youth?
Wait, you are already supporting the public schools...
Anon.
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